London : Day 7 : Never Plan

Never make plans; they never go right.

That’s the only real lesson I’ve learned from traveling. Today’s goal: explore the Tate Modern. I’ve been to the modern art museums in San Francisco and New York this year, and now added London.

It was bad. Boring.

I think their target market is 13 year olds. That’s mostly who was there, doing classwork.

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They had one of Monet’s Water Lillies, so it wasn’t all bad.

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The first sign something’s off: I wore a Nebraska t-shirt and nobody came up to me. I don’t think that’s ever happened before.

The second sign something’s off: alarms and evacuation.

I don’t know why it went off, but they hurried us all outside quickly. It only lasted a couple minutes, so I’d put money on prank.

After that mess I decided to do what I enjoy most: walking around. I walked around 10 Downing St., and Trafalgar Square. I spent a few minutes relaxing on benches in the Victoria Embankment Gardens.

Walked around Shakespeare’s Globe Theater. I was tempted to go to Macbeth tonight, but just couldn’t get excited about The Scottish Play.

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Walked around Parliament and Big Ben (under construction).

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At some point I walked past a scuba shop and decided to go in. I got to chatting with one of the guys behind the counter about good “starter” cameras for someone without much underwater experience.

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Walked around Westminster Abbey. They had the grass covered in crosses and poppies in remembrance of those lost to war. The poppy has been everywhere; pinned to people’s chest like we’d see a yellow ribbon. I guess they do it all Novembers, but because this is the 100th year since the end of World War I it’s been made an even bigger deal.

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I relaxed some more at the Victoria Tower Gardens. I guess they like naming things after Queen Victoria, but don’t like fun.

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Walked through St James’s Park.

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There was an event at The Guards Museum. I heard bagpipes and investigated.

That direction leads directly to Buckingham Palace.

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A sausage roll at a random cafe for lunch, and Thai at the Churchill Arms for supper. (Google it, it’s something to see. They’ve hung even more plants on the inside! Like eating in a forest.)

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I didn’t take my camera out once. Snapshots on the phone and enjoying the walk. Mostly clear skies. A culture where nobody wants to talk to you. If it were just 40 degrees warmer it’d be perfect!